Day two : only me.

I don't know of anyone else having ever had a morning like me today. Its not all that special of a morning, but this would only happen to me, and these kinds of things are always happening to me.

I slept in a little, was comforted that I wasn't needed immediately for my on-call shift, and shortly after, discomforted myself just as easily. Brushed my teeth, got dressed and convinced Jena to get coffee with me. There aren't many things that come with the satisfaction like cleaning your ears. Maybe that's just me, but it's definitely a morning ritual. This morning was different from the usual. I've never heard of this happening before let alone had it happen to me. The cotton came off the q-tip, inside my ear. Of course, of all people this would happen to me. I thought it was hilarious but the nurse at the medical clinic must have a different sense of humor. when I giggled on the phone, his response was dry and nearly offended,
"This isn't something we just do, you really need to see a physician so what is your birthday? I'll get you an appointment"
I could almost see the lack of interest on his voice, through the phone.
"excuse me sir, but this is funny and you should probably laugh with
me... "
I didn't really say that but I wanted to, I've been laughing at myself all morning! I do appreciate him getting me in for an appointment before I leave for San Francisco. Maybe I'll be able to make him laugh when I go in later today. Of course, this would only happen to me. At least I have black velvet and good insurance.